TWEEZE, dye as well as feel quite

I’ve checked out in some well-meaning parenting magazines that the trick to looking fresh as well as incredible in spite of sleep-deprivation lies in a “quick” makeup routine that is five times more included than what I would do before going to a party. thanks however no thanks.

I provide you two pictures to consider. First, this is me instantly after childbirth:

Me, after 44 hours of childbirth

 

Next, this is me after having my eyebrows as well as eyelashes “done” by a professional:

This is me, hella pregnant, with my eyebrows did. (To be fair, this chick will look like crap after delivery, too.)

 

Next time, I vow to have my eyebrows as well as eyelashes done before labor as well as shipment to ensure that I can look just a tad bit more awake during any type of photos that may be taken. This is most likely more a red-head as well as blonde issue, so you dark hair or dark-skinned beauty queens can feel free to ignore me.

My recommendation for you is that you routine this as part of your birth plan (contractions 5 minutes apart, hit the eyebrow salon!) or take one of your few, short trips away from the infant to have the experts dye you a makeup job. Tint those lashes, dye as well as shape the brows, go even crazier if you want (watch out for those hormones though — you may dislike it!). This is far more effective than everyday comprise application as well as enables the truly lazy among us to look somewhat put together with bit effort.

Then, just grab some tinted lip balm as well as you’re prepared to leave the house. just wait on those compliments to begin rolling in (“have you lost weight?” as well as “motherhood truly agrees with you” maybe). ?

If the feminist inside you is repulsed by this suggestion, just move on to the next activity suggestion. I won’t be hurt.

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